You Know What?  You’re Just a Bitch!

Occasionally my daughter and I like to bring up something from the past that Fuckface said or did, particularly something that exposes his idiocy.  It gives us great pleasure, especially if we are feeling salty and need an outlet. Lately our favorite roast has been an incident that happened Christmas Eve 2015.  We (Fuckface not…

Why the Homewrecker is a Whore

When I read people playing the feminist card complaining about how the other woman shouldn’t be blamed when a married man cheats, I can’t do anything but roll my eyes. No one is letting the man off the hook.  It’s not zero sum. Women who are cheated on can’t let the cheater off the hook…

Smart

The following poem sums up my husband’s financial management style.  You couldn’t tell him anything and he was always so sure what he was doing was superior to anyone else’s suggestion. Such as refinancing a house six months after it was bought (and insisting the house was in his name only.  Turns out that doesn’t…

Exploiting the Soon-To-Be-Ex Phrase

Fact: I am divorcing my husband because he is a lying and cheating scoundrel. When he cheated with his whore, he was my husband; there was absolutely no talk of anyone becoming a soon-to-be-ex anything. Until our divorce is final, I never think about referring to him as anything but my husband whenever his narcissistic buffoonery…