Master Siphon

When I find myself drifting into believing that the Fuckface cheater and skank whore will have a happily ever after, I remind myself that this is the very man who habitually misdirected and blundered every two-car parade he was assigned grand marshal. And this is the woman, who has been married and divorced three times,…

Anxiety/Panic and Making A Fool Out of Myself

According to this website, I probably had an anxiety attack instead of a panic attack, although my physical symptoms at that moment were more aligned with those of a panic attack.  Both have been foreign to me, even though I am familiar with anxiety somewhat.  Actually, I believe it is in my DNA to be…

Zap and Nuke

The ex-husband and his syphilitic sidepiece are at it again. He sent our daughter an email with only, “Contempt- ‘when you sell household appliances.’  Next week is going to be interesting.”  Actually, our divorce decree states that I cannot remove appliances that typically come with a house sale.  What he is referring to is a…

“So Much Wasted Time”

Supposedly, David Cassidy’s last words were ,“So much wasted time.” I feel time, acutely.  Every minute of every hour of every day, I worry about the time.  I worry if I did enough each hour to prepare each day for the day that we can move forward.  I worry if I did enough each day…

Wishing Your Ex-Husband Dead

When I laughed again this morning at an article and its comments (mostly the comments) my daughter said she had thought I was just tired last night when I couldn’t breathe from laughing so long and hard over the same comments. Honestly, I hadn’t had that good of a laugh in a long time. The…

You Know What?  You’re Just a Bitch!

Occasionally my daughter and I like to bring up something from the past that Fuckface said or did, particularly something that exposes his idiocy.  It gives us great pleasure, especially if we are feeling salty and need an outlet. Lately our favorite roast has been an incident that happened Christmas Eve 2015.  We (Fuckface not…

Comeuppance and Scalp Picking

No one gets through a divorce from cheating unscathed, I know this and I have to believe this even when I don’t ever see the damage done to the guilty parties. Supposedly, one day the Cheater will wake up and realize he is broke, alone, drunk, and dying of lung cancer. When the taxman and…